每逢佳节倍思亲，愿你端午节平安快乐！！！
秘诀：将手机用粽叶包好，放在锅里煮60分钟，手机电池续电能力将延长两倍，信号增强，并且打电话时能闻到粽子香味。
去你的外衣，你是那样白嫩，发着淡淡的幽香，舔一舔再咬上一口，我心飞上九宵云外，啊，粽子我的至爱！
虽然你身体很强壮，但屈原说：多锻炼身体，少打麻将，才能多吃粽子，天天健康。
我原来是买了粽子要送你的，而且发了短消息给你，但小偷拿了你的手机，亲爱的，我们一起跳江吧！
喜讯：端午节当天，手机号头两位数字是13的用户，可以到街边小摊上免费领取粽子，当然，事先要抹擦烫伤膏以防被摊主的开水泼到。
粽子应是投入大海的，因为你的胸怀像大海一样宽广，别忘了给自己投一个粽子！祝端午节快乐！
Gold be the sleeping-mat，gold the pillows，but the arm of my beloved are the pillow for me.
——Henrik Ibsen
Grumbling is the death of love.
——M.Dietrich
How shall I do to love？Believe.How shall I do to believe？ Love.
——Leighton
He who craves for food no longer hungers once he is in love.
——Leighton
He who craves for food no longer hungers once he is in love.
——Plautus
He who loved so much must surely make his way to the gods.
——Friedrich Holderlin
Half the declarations of love a man makes to a woman are to quiet her suspicions.
——Ed Howe
He who loves without jealousy does not truly love.
——Tevence
Hatred is blind ，as well as love.
Thomas Fuller
Hatred paralyzes life；love releases it ，Hatred confuses life；love harmonizes it.Hatred darkent life；love illumines it
——Martin Luther King