"Because the Kent Mulvilles have invented him.They've an infallible hand for frauds.All their geese are swans.They were born to be duped, they like it, they cry for it, they don't know anything from anything, and they disgust one--luckily perhaps!--with Christian charity." His vehemence was doubtless an accident, but it might have been a strange foreknowledge.I forget what protest I dropped; it was at any rate something that led him to go on after a moment: "I only ask one thing--it's perfectly simple.
Is a man, in a given case, a real gentleman?""A real gentleman, my dear fellow--that's so soon said!""Not so soon when he isn't! If they've got hold of one this time he must be a great rascal!""I might feel injured," I answered, "if I didn't reflect that they don't rave about ME.""Don't be too sure! I'll grant that he's a gentleman," Gravener presently added, "if you'll admit that he's a scamp.""I don't know which to admire most, your logic or your benevolence."My friend coloured at this, but he didn't change the subject.
"Where did they pick him up?"
"I think they were struck with something he had published.""I can fancy the dreary thing!"
"I believe they found out he had all sorts of worries and difficulties.""That of course wasn't to be endured, so they jumped at the privilege of paying his debts!" I professed that I knew nothing about his debts, and I reminded my visitor that though the dear Mulvilles were angels they were neither idiots nor millionaires.
What they mainly aimed at was reuniting Mr.Saltram to his wife.
"I was expecting to hear he has basely abandoned her," Gravener went on, at this, "and I'm too glad you don't disappoint me."I tried to recall exactly what Mrs.Mulville had told me."He didn't leave her--no.It's she who has left him.""Left him to US?" Gravener asked."The monster--many thanks! Idecline to take him."
"You'll hear more about him in spite of yourself.I can't, no, Ireally can't resist the impression that he's a big man." I was already mastering--to my shame perhaps be it said--just the tone my old friend least liked.
"It's doubtless only a trifle," he returned, "but you haven't happened to mention what his reputation's to rest on.""Why on what I began by boring you with--his extraordinary mind.""As exhibited in his writings?"
"Possibly in his writings, but certainly in his talk, which is far and away the richest I ever listened to.""And what's it all about?"
"My dear fellow, don't ask me! About everything!" I pursued, reminding myself of poor Adelaide."About his ideas of things," Ithen more charitably added."You must have heard him to know what I mean--it's unlike anything that ever WAS heard." I coloured, Iadmit, I overcharged a little, for such a picture was an anticipation of Saltram's later development and still more of my fuller acquaintance with him.However, I really expressed, a little lyrically perhaps, my actual imagination of him when Iproceeded to declare that, in a cloud of tradition, of legend, he might very well go down to posterity as the greatest of all great talkers.Before we parted George Gravener had wondered why such a row should be made about a chatterbox the more and why he should be pampered and pensioned.The greater the wind-bag the greater the calamity.Out of proportion to everything else on earth had come to be this wagging of the tongue.We were drenched with talk--our wretched age was dying of it.I differed from him here sincerely, only going so far as to concede, and gladly, that we were drenched with sound.It was not however the mere speakers who were killing us--it was the mere stammerers.Fine talk was as rare as it was refreshing--the gift of the gods themselves, the one starry spangle on the ragged cloak of humanity.How many men were there who rose to this privilege, of how many masters of conversation could he boast the acquaintance? Dying of talk?--why we were dying of the lack of it! Bad writing wasn't talk, as many people seemed to think, and even good wasn't always to be compared to it.From the best talk indeed the best writing had something to learn.Ifancifully added that we too should peradventure be gilded by the legend, should be pointed at for having listened, for having actually heard.Gravener, who had glanced at his watch and discovered it was midnight, found to all this a retort beautifully characteristic of him.
"There's one little fact to be borne in mind in the presence equally of the best talk and of the worst." He looked, in saying this, as if he meant great things, and I was sure he could only mean once more that neither of them mattered if a man wasn't a real gentleman.Perhaps it was what he did mean; he deprived me however of the exultation of being right by putting the truth in a slightly different way."The only thing that really counts for one's estimate of a person is his conduct." He had his watch still in his palm, and I reproached him with unfair play in having ascertained beforehand that it was now the hour at which I always gave in.My pleasantry so far failed to mollify him that he promptly added that to the rule he had just enunciated there was absolutely no exception.
"None whatever?"
"None whatever."
"Trust me then to try to be good at any price!" I laughed as I went with him to the door."I declare I will be, if I have to be horrible!"