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THE man in black and myself stood opposite to each other for a minute or two in silence;I will not say that we confronted each other that time,for the man in black,after a furtive glance,did not look me in the face,but kept his eyes fixed apparently on the leaves of a bunch of ground-nuts which were growing at my feet.At length,looking around the dingle,he exclaimed,'Buona sera,Ihope I don't intrude.'
'You have as much right here,'said I,'as I or my companion;but you had no right to stand listening to our conversation.'
'I was not listening,'said the man,'I was hesitating whether to advance or retire;and if I heard some of your conversation,the fault was not mine.'
'I do not see why you should have hesitated if your intentions were good,'said I.
'I think the kind of place in which I found myself might excuse some hesitation,'said the man in black,looking around;'moreover,from what I had seen of your demeanour at the public-house,I was rather apprehensive that the reception I might experience at your hands might be more rough than agreeable.'
'And what may have been your motive for coming to this place?'said I.
'Per far visita a sua signoria,ecco il motivo.'
'Why do you speak to me in that gibberish,'said I;'do you think Iunderstand it?'
'It is not Armenian,'said the man in black;'but it might serve,in a place like this,for the breathing of a little secret communication,were any common roadster near at hand.It would not do at Court,it is true,being the language of singing women,and the like;but we are not at Court-when we are,I can perhaps summon up a little indifferent Latin,if I have anything private to communicate to the learned Professor.'
And at the conclusion of this speech the man in black lifted up his head,and,for some moments,looked me in the face.The muscles of his own seemed to be slightly convulsed,and his mouth opened in a singular manner 'I see,'said I,'that for some time you were standing near me and my companion,in the mean act of listening.'
'Not at all,'said the man in black;'I heard from the steep bank above,that to which I have now alluded,whilst I was puzzling myself to find the path which leads to your retreat.I made,indeed,nearly the compass of the whole thicket before I found it.'
'And how did you know that I was here?'I demanded.
'The landlord of the public-house,with whom I had some conversation concerning you,informed me that he had no doubt Ishould find you in this place,to which he gave me instructions not very clear.But,now I am here,I crave permission to remain a little time,in order that I may hold some communion with you.'
'Well,'said I,'since you are come,you are welcome;please to step this way.'
Thereupon I conducted the man in black to the fireplace,where Belle was standing,who had risen from her stool on my springing up to go in quest of the stranger.The man in black looked at her with evident curiosity,then making her rather a graceful bow,'Lovely virgin,'said he,stretching out his hand,'allow me to salute your fingers.'
'I am not in the habit of shaking hands with strangers,'said Belle.
'I did not presume to request to shake hands with you,'said the man in black,'I merely wished to be permitted to salute with my lips the extremity of your two forefingers.'
'I never permit anything of the kind,'said Belle;'I do not approve of such unmanly ways,they are only befitting those who lurk in corners or behind trees,listening to the conversation of people who would fain be private.'
'Do you take me for a listener then?'said the man in black.
'Ay,indeed I do,'said Belle;'the young man may receive your excuses,and put confidence in them,if he please,but for my part I neither admit them nor believe them;'and thereupon flinging her long hair back,which was hanging over her cheeks,she seated herself on her stool.
'Come,Belle,'said I,'I have bidden the gentleman welcome,Ibeseech you,therefore,to make him welcome;he is a stranger,where we are at home,therefore,even did we wish him away,we are bound to treat him kindly.'
'That's not English doctrine,'said the man in black.
'I thought the English prided themselves on their hospitality,'
said I.
'They do so,'said the man in black;'they are proud of showing hospitality to people above them,that is,to those who do not want it,but of the hospitality which you were now describing,and which is Arabian,they know nothing.No Englishman will tolerate another in his house,from whom he does not expect advantage of some kind,and to those from whom he does he can be civil enough.An Englishman thinks that,because he is in his own house,he has a right to be boorish and brutal to any one who is disagreeable to him,as all those are who are really in want of assistance.Should a hunted fugitive rush into an Englishman's house,beseeching protection,and appealing to the master's feelings of hospitality,the Englishman would knock him down in the passage.'
'You are too general,'said I,'in your strictures.Lord-,the unpopular Tory minister,was once chased through the streets of London by a mob,and,being in danger of his life,took shelter in the shop of a Whig linen-draper,declaring his own unpopular name,and appealing to the linen-draper's feelings of hospitality;whereupon the linen-draper,utterly forgetful of all party rancour,nobly responded to the appeal,and telling his wife to conduct his lordship upstairs,jumped over the counter,with his ell in his hand,and placing himself with half-a-dozen of his assistants at the door of his boutique,manfully confronted the mob,telling them that he would allow himself to be torn to a thousand pieces ere he would permit them to injure a hair of his lordship's head:what do you think of that?'
'He!he!he!'tittered the man in black.