"Mamma, mamma," he ran to her, "the cannon's yours, of course, but let Ilusha have it, because it's a present to him, but it's just as good as yours.Ilusha will always let you play with it; it shall belong to both of you, both of you.""No, I don't want it to belong to both of us; I want it to be mine altogether, not Ilusha's," persisted mamma, on the point of tears.
"Take it, mother, here, keep it!" Ilusha cried."Krassotkin, may Igive it to my mother?" he turned to Krassotkin with an imploring face, as though he were afraid he might be offended at his giving his present to someone else.
"Of course you may," Krassotkin assented heartily, and, taking the cannon from Ilusha, he handed it himself to mamma with a polite bow.
She was so touched that she cried.
"Ilusha, darling, he's the one who loves his mammal" she said tenderly, and at once began wheeling the cannon to and fro on her lap again.
"Mamma, let me kiss your hand." The captain darted up to her at once and did so.
"And I never saw such a charming fellow as this nice boy," said the grateful lady, pointing to Krassotkin.
"And I'll bring you as much powder as you like, Ilusha.We make the powder ourselves now.Borovikov found out how it's made-twenty-four parts of saltpetre, ten of sulphur and six of birchwood charcoal.It's all pounded together, mixed into a paste with water and rubbed through a tammy sieve-that's how it's done.""Smurov told me about your powder, only father says it's not real gunpowder," responded Ilusha.
"Not real?" Kolya flushed."It burns.I don't know, of course.""No, I didn't mean that," put in the captain with a guilty face.
"I only said that real powder is not made like that, but that's nothing, it can be made so.""I don't know, you know best.We lighted some in a pomatum pot, it burned splendidly, it all burnt away leaving only a tiny ash.But that was only the paste, and if you rub it through...but of course you know best, I don't know...And Bulkin's father thrashed him on account of our powder, did you hear?" he turned to Ilusha.
"We had prepared a whole bottle of it and he used to keep it under his bed.His father saw it.He said it might explode, and thrashed him on the spot.He was going to make a complaint against me to the masters.He is not allowed to go about with me now, no one is allowed to go about with me now.Smurov is not allowed to either; I've got a bad name with everyone.They say I'm a 'desperate character,'"Kolya smiled scornfully."It all began from what happened on the railway.""Ah, we've heard of that exploit of yours, too," cried the captain."How could you lie still on the line? Is it possible you weren't the least afraid, lying there under the train? Weren't you frightened?"The captain was abject in his flattery of Kolya.
"N- not particularly," answered Kolya carelessly."What's blasted my reputation more than anything here was that cursed goose," he said, turning again to Ilusha- but though he assumed an unconcerned air as he talked, he still could not control himself and was continually missing the note he tried to keep up.
"Ah! I heard about the goose!" Ilusha laughed, beaming all over.
"They told me, but I didn't understand.Did they really take you to the court?""The most stupid, trivial affair, they made a mountain of a mole-hill as they always do," Kolya began carelessly."I was walking through the market-place here one day, just when they'd driven in the geese.I stopped and looked at them.All at once a fellow, who is an errand-boy at Plotnikov's now, looked at me and said, 'What are you looking at the geese for?' I looked at him; he was a stupid, moon-faced fellow of twenty.I am always on the side of the peasantry, you know.I like talking to the peasants....We've dropped behind the peasants that's an axiom.I believe you are laughing, Karamazov?""No, Heaven forbid, I am listening," said Alyosha with a most good-natured air, and the sensitive Kolya was immediately reassured.""My theory, Karamazov, is clear and simple," he hurried on again, looking pleased."I believe in the people and am always glad to give them their due, but I am not for spoiling them, that is a sine qua non...But I was telling you about the goose.So I turned to the fool and answered, 'I am wondering what the goose thinks about.' He looked at me quite stupidly, 'And what does the goose think about?' he asked.'Do you see that cart full of oats?'I said.'The oats are dropping out of the sack, and the goose has put its neck right under the wheel to gobble them up- do you see?' 'I see that quite well,'
he said.'Well,' said I, 'if that cart were to move on a little, would it break the goose's neck or not?' 'It'd be sure to break it,' and he grinned all over his face, highly delighted.'Come on, then,'
said I, 'let's try.' 'Let's,' he said.And it did not take us long to arrange: he stood at the bridle without being noticed, and Istood on one side to direct the goose.And the owner wasn't looking, he was talking to someone, so I had nothing to do, the goose thrust its head in after the oats of itself, under the cart, just under the wheel.I winked at the lad, he tugged at the bridle, and crack.The goose's neck was broken in half.And, as luck would have it, all the peasants saw us at that moment and they kicked up a shindy at once.
'You did that on purpose!' 'No, not on purpose.' 'Yes, you did, on purpose!' Well, they shouted, 'Take him to the justice of the peace!' They took me, too.'You were there, too,' they said, 'you helped, you're known all over the market!' And, for some reason, Ireally am known all over the market," Kolya added conceitedly."We all went off to the justice's, they brought the goose, too.The fellow was crying in a great funk, simply blubbering like a woman.And the farmer kept shouting that you could kill any number of geese like that.Well, of course, there were witnesses.
The justice of the peace settled it in a minute, that the farmer was to be paid a rouble for the goose, and the fellow to have the goose.