`He goes down with me tomorrow, sir,' said Squeers. `That's his luggage that he is a sitting upon now. Each boy is required to bring, sir, two suits of clothes, six shirts, six pair of stockings, two nightcaps, two pocket-handkerchiefs, two pair of shoes, two hats, and a razor.'
`A razor!' exclaimed Mr Snawley, as they walked into the next box. `What for?'
`To shave with,' replied Squeers, in a slow and measured tone.
There was not much in these three words, but there must have been something in the manner in which they were said, to attract attention; for the schoolmaster and his companion looked steadily at each other for a few seconds, and then exchanged a very meaning smile. Snawley was a sleek, flat-nosed man, clad in sombre garments, and long black gaiters, and bearing in his countenance an expression of much mortification and sanctity; so, his smiling without any obvious reason was the more remarkable.
`Up to what age do you keep boys at your school then?' he asked at length.
`Just as long as their friends make the quarterly payments to my agent in town, or until such time as they run away,' replied Squeers. `Let us understand each other; I see we may safely do so. What are these boys;-- natural children?'
`No,' rejoined Snawley, meeting the gaze of the schoolmaster's one eye.
`They ain't.'
`I thought they might be,' said Squeers, coolly. `We have a good many of them; that boy's one.'
`Him in the next box?' said Snawley.
Squeers nodded in the affirmative; his companion took another peep at the little boy on the trunk, and, turning round again, looked as if he were quite disappointed to see him so much like other boys, and said he should hardly have thought it.
`He is,' cried Squeers. `But about these boys of yours; you wanted to speak to me?'
`Yes,' replied Snawley. `The fact is, I am not their father, Mr Squeers.
I'm only their father-in-law.'
`Oh! Is that it?' said the schoolmaster. `That explains it at once.
I was wondering what the devil you were going to send them to Yorkshire for. Ha! ha! Oh, I understand now.'
`You see I have married the mother,' pursued Snawley; `it's expensive keeping boys at home, and as she has a little money in her own right, Iam afraid (women are so very foolish, Mr Squeers) that she might be led to squander it on them, which would be their ruin, you know.'
` I see,' returned Squeers, throwing himself back in his chair, and waving his hand.
`And this,' resumed Snawley, `has made me anxious to put them to some school a good distance off, where there are no holidays -- none of those ill-judged coming home twice a year that unsettle children's minds so --and where they may rough it a little -- you comprehend?'
`The payments regular, and no questions asked,' said Squeers, nodding his head.
`That's it, exactly,' rejoined the other. `Morals strictly attended to, though.'
`Strictly,' said Squeers.
`Not too much writing home allowed, I suppose?' said the father-in-law, hesitating.
`None, except a circular at Christmas, to say they never were so happy, and hope they may never be sent for,' rejoined Squeers.
`Nothing could be better,' said the father-in-law, rubbing his hands.
`Then, as we understand each other,' said Squeers, `will you allow me to ask you whether you consider me a highly virtuous, exemplary, and well-conducted man in private life; and whether, as a person whose business it is to take charge of youth, you place the strongest confidence in my unimpeachable integrity, liberality, religious principles, and ability?'
`Certainly I do,' replied the father-in-law, reciprocating the schoolmaster's grin.
`Perhaps you won't object to say that, if I make you a reference?'
`Not the least in the world.'
`That's your sort!' said Squeers, taking up a pen; `this is doing business, and that's what I like.'
Having entered Mr Snawley's address, the schoolmaster had next to perform the still more agreeable office of entering the receipt of the first quarter's payment in advance, which he had scarcely completed, when another voice was heard inquiring for Mr Squeers.
`Here he is,' replied the schoolmaster; `what is it?'
`Only a matter of business, sir,' said Ralph Nickleby, presenting himself, closely followed by Nicholas. `There was an advertisement of yours in the papers this morning?'
`There was, sir. This way, if you please,' said Squeers, who had by this time got back to the box by the fire-place. `Won't you be seated?'
`Why, I think I will,' replied Ralph, suiting the action to the word, and placing his hat on the table before him. `This is my nephew, sir, Mr Nicholas Nickleby.'
`How do you do, sir?' said Squeers.
Nicholas bowed, said he was very well, and seemed very much astonished at the outward appearance of the proprietor of Dotheboys Hall: as indeed he was.
`Perhaps you recollect me?' said Ralph, looking narrowly at the schoolmaster.
`You paid me a small account at each of my half-yearly visits to town, for some years, I think, sir,' replied Squeers.
`I did,' rejoined Ralph.
`For the parents of a boy named Dorker, who unfortunately --'
`-- Unfortunately died at Dotheboys Hall,' said Ralph, finishing the sentence.
`I remember very well, sir,' rejoined Squeers. `Ah! Mrs Squeers, sir, was as partial to that lad as if he had been her own; the attention, sir, that was bestowed upon that boy in his illness! Dry toast and warm tea offered him every night and morning when he couldn't swallow anything --a candle in his bedroom on the very night he died -- the best dictionary sent up for him to lay his head upon -- I don't regret it though. It is a pleasant thing to reflect that one did one's duty by him.'
Ralph smiled, as if he meant anything but smiling, and looked round at the strangers present.