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第35章 uNCLE JIm"S QuEER STORy

Uncle Jim has just come from Australia and nothing pleased his nephews and nieces more than the stories he told them about that strange land.

"Now uncle, a story, please," was the cry one afternoon.

"True or fairy, fact or fiction?" he asked. "A " once upon a time" story," said Jennie.

"Yes, yes. Once upon a time, uncle," shouted the chorus.

So he began a tale-fiction in the main, but here and there some fact.

Once upon a time then, ages and ages and ages ago, when Australia was just made, and the birds and animals were being fitted on-what did you say, Jack? Yes, " fitted on" will serve the purpose as well as any other expression; you will see soon what I mean. Well, when this was being done, one little animal was very discontented. He could not make up his mind what he would be. At last, the good fairy who was fitting the animals said, "Now, tell me quickly what it is you want-legs, fins, wings, fur, wool? I have a large assortment, all in the newest fashion.""Well, really," said the animal, "I hardly know. You couldnot let me have some things on trial, could you, and change them if they did not suit?""No. What you choose you must keep for life.""You see, the trouble is this. I don"t want to be a fish, because it limits one"s travels to keep always in the water; and I should feel nervous about being a bird, flying around like that with nothing to hold on to--""Perhaps you would like to go and look round a little at the other animals," interrupted the fairy. "Really, I cannot waste any more time with you."So the little animal strolled away, and the first creature he met was a duck, waddling proudly along in her new costume.

"What a queer beak, madam!" he remarked. " Quite a new pattern, isn"t it? I have seen no other bird with one like that.""I should think not," said the duck. "Besides, it is not abeak at all; it is a bill, and quite the latest fashion.""It looks very nice," said the little animal, gazing at it with his head on one side; "but, if you want to peck now, wouldn"t a pointed one--?""Oh, those pointed ones are so common! Every bird had one till I started this fashion. Now they are snapping these up. Some big black birds- swans, I think the fairy called them-insisted on having red ones. Very bad taste, I calledit. These are not for pecking at all. They are spoon-shaped, you see, for scooping up nice, soft mud, with worms and grubs in it."The very thought of them made the little animal"s mouth water and he hurried back to the fairy. "A b-b-bill, please, I want a b-b-bill," he stuttered, speaking very fast.

"Nonsense! You have bought nothing yet."

"I mean a bill like the duck"s, for scooping up the mud.""Very well," said the fairy.

"Here it is. Now, you will want feet to match, webbed feet for paddling and swimming in the water.""I am not so sure about those," said the little animal, looking at the webbed feet as they were being fastened on; but it was too late then to alter them.

" Now, feathers," went on the fairy; "what kind of feathers do you want-red, green, white, or grey?"" Oh, no, no!" cried the little creature. "Not feathers.I told you that I did not want to be a bird. Besides, you have given me four feet.""Dear me! So I have. Well, just make up your mind about the coat, while I attend to these emus."So the little animal went out again, and wandered about for a long time, looking carefully at all the coats. Wool was too hot, and the kangaroo"s fur would not do for the water, and the dog"s hair was too coarse. At last, he saw the verything-short, soft, and thick, and suited to water or land. "Sealskin, please. A coat of sealskin is what I should like,and a tail like the beaver"s, flat and useful for building whenI help my mate to make our nest."

"Nest!" gasped the fairy. "Did you say "nest"? What onearth do you want a nest for?"

"Why, for my mate to lay eggs in, of course," snapped the little animal. " What else do you suppose it would be for?""Um--! Well, there you are. But I must say you look avery funny mixture now you are finished."

" Not at all!" replied the little animal, in an offended tone. "I can swim like a duck. I can walk like a turtle. I can sleep in the mud like a frog. I can eat grubs and worms if I am in the water; and, when I go on land, I can--.""There, there! Never mind what else you can do. I amtrying to think of a name that will fit you."" Well, please don"t let it be any short, silly little name like dodo or dingo, but something long and fine.""The very thing !" cried the fairy. "Of course you are an ornithorhynchus."So the little animal became of some use after all, for, when they want to find out if boys and girls can spell, they just ask them to spell ornithorhynchus.

Author.-Unknown.

General Notes.-This is a fanciful story that tries to account for the strange points of the platypus, at which all the world has wondered. Here is a four-footed animal that has a beak like a bird, lays eggs like a reptile, and suckles its young like a mammal. Pick out the parts of the story that are fiction. Pick out the parts that are facts. A dodo is an extinct bird of Mauritius, an island in the Indian Ocean. Make up a fairy story to account for the lyre-bird"s tail.

WHEAT

From the farm and from the homestead, from every Mallee town,To every port and harbour where the great white roads go down,Through all the sun-baked country, across the rolling plain,The golden wheat is moving, is moving once again.

They"re waiting in the river, they"re waiting on thetide,

They"re swinging out at anchor where the stately linersride;

They"re beating out the harbour "gainst squall and windand rain;

For the golden wheat is moving, is moving once again. The battered old wind-jammer that waits upon the wind, The rolling cargo steamer, her curl of smoke behind-Their noses point to homeward, the topsails creak and strain,For the golden wheat is moving, is moving once again.

They"re rolling up the Channel where the cliffs of Doverfrown,

They"re feeling through the fog banks to the port ofLondon town,

They"re turning to the Baltic, they"re turning south toSpain-

For the golden wheat is moving, is moving once again.

"Capel Boake" (pen-name of Miss Doris Kerr), in The AustralasianAuthor.-Miss Doris Kerr is a Melbourne lady, niece of the late Barcroft Boake, Australian poet who wrote Where the Dead Men Lie. Miss Kerr has contributed verse to many Australian magazines (do you remember "The Road to Dandenong"?) and is the author of two novels- Painted Clay and Romany Mark. Her work is simple, true, and sincere.

General Notes.-Where is the Maliee? How is the wheat brought tothe sea-board? What is a wind-jammer? To what countries does our Australian wheat go?

Suggestions for Verse-speaking.-Divide the class into three parts.

Each part speaks a line and then the whole class speaks the last line in each verse.

THE BLACkBIRD: A LEGEND

Once upon a time the blackbird"s feathers were not black at all. In the early days of the world, his plumage was white, as pure and dazzling and brilliantly white as the untrodden snow.

One day, while flying through a wood, he saw a magpie very busy hiding something inside a hollow tree. He flew quietly up behind her, and saw, to his astonishment, that the hole in the tree was full of gold and diamonds and other precious jewels. " Where did you get those from?" asked the blackbird. " Tell me, that I may go and get some too."The magpie was very vexed that her secret had been discovered, but she did not dare refuse to grant the blackbird"s request, lest he should tell all the other birds of her hidden treasures.

"You must go down deep into the earth," she said, "and offer your services to the Prince of Riches; then he will let you carry away as much treasure as your beak will hold. You will have to pass through caverns full of silver and jewels and gold, but mind that you do not touch a single thing until you have seen the prince, and he gives youpermission to do so."

Then she told the blackbird how to find the underground passage that would take him into the earth, and the blackbird flew off, eager to reach the wonderful treasure and obtain some for his own.

He found all as the magpie had told him. The first cavern was ablaze with silver, the second was full of precious gems and stones; but, remembering what the magpie had told him, the blackbird did not touch anything, and kept steadfastly on his way.

When he entered the third cavern, he found it heaped with gold. Great blocks of the precious metal were piled up round the walls, and the floor was strewn with gold dust, which glittered and sparkled and shone so that the blackbird"s eyes were quite dazzled with its brilliance. He could resist the temptation no longer, and, alighting on the floor of the cavern, he plunged his beak into the beautiful glittering stuff.

Scarcely had he touched the treasure than there was a roar like thunder. The cavern filled with smoke and fire, and a terrible demon appeared, who rushed upon the thief.

The blackbird managed to escape, but, when he reached the upper world again, he found that his beautiful feathers, which had once been so pure and white, had been turned perfectly black by the thick smoke and flame.

He tried all sorts of ways to restore them to their original purity, but he never succeeded. And, except for his beak, which still retains the colour of the gold he tried to steal, he remains quite black to this very day.

And now, whenever a blackbird is startled, he flies away with piercing cries of terror, for he has never forgotten his terrible fright in the cavern; and he is always afraid of being attacked by another dreadful monster.

From My Book of Beautiful Legends

Author.-Unknown.

General Notes.-Why is the Prince of Riches said to live under- ground? Name all the gems you know. Why are silver and golden gems precious? Do you know any other bird legends? Write or tell one from memory.