Here's a guy with a Doberman Pincer and a guy with a Chihuahua。The guy with the Doberman Pincer says to the guy with a Chihuahua，“Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat。”The guy with the Chihuahua says，“We can't go there。We've got dogs with us。”The guy with the Doberman Pincer says，“Just follow my lead。”They walk over to the restaurant，the guy with the Doberman Pincer puts on a pair of dark glasses and he starts to walk in。
A guy at the door says，“Sorry，Mac，no pets allowed。”The guy with the Doberman Pincer says，“You don't understand。This is my seeing-eye dog。”The guy at the door says，“A Doberman Pincer？”He says，“Yes，they're using them now，they're very good。”The guy at the door says，“Come in。”
The guy with the Chihuahua figures，“Hey，why not？”so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in。The guy at the door says，“Sorry，pal，no pets allowed。”The guy with the Chihuahua says，“You don't understand。This is my seeing-eye dog。”The guy at the door says，“A Chihuahua？”The guy with the Chihuahua says，“You mean they give me a Chihuahua！？”
有一个人养了条杜宾犬，还有一个人养了条吉娃娃。养了杜宾犬的人对养了吉娃娃的人说：“咱们去那个餐馆吃点儿东西吧。”养吉娃娃的人说：“去不了，咱俩可都带着狗呢。”带着杜宾犬的人说：“跟我走吧。”他们走到餐馆门口，带着杜宾犬的人戴上了墨镜然后走了进去。
门童说：“不好意思啊，先生，宠物可不能带进来。”带着杜宾犬的人说：“你不知道吧，这个可是我导盲犬啊。”门童说：“杜宾犬可以导盲啊？”他说：“是的，现在都用杜宾犬导盲，很好用呢。”门童说：“进来吧。”
带着吉娃娃的人说：“我为什么不能这么做呢？”于是他也戴上了墨镜然后走了进去。门童说：“不好意思啊，先生，宠物可不能带进来。”带着吉娃娃的人说：“你不知道吧，这个是我的导盲犬啊。”门童说：“吉娃娃可以导盲啊？”带着吉娃娃的人说：“啊，你的意思是他们给了我条吉娃娃当导盲犬啊？”
1.Mac n。对陌生男子的招呼语
1.go over 察看，重温
We went over several houses，but haven't bought one yet。（我们看了几栋房子，但尚未买成。）
He went over the article again。（他把文章从头至尾又读了一遍。）
2.put on 穿上戴上
Please put on your earphones。（请大家戴上耳机。）
3.seeing-eye dog 导盲犬自我测验2：
1.—I put him down for a well-educated man。
—。
—I mean that he's a well-educated man。
A。I beg your pardon
B。Speak louder，will you
C。What's that
D。Will you repeat word for word
2.is no doubt that the Dallas Mavericks will defeat the Washington Wizards in the next game。
A。It
B。As
C。That
D。There
3.You can hardly imagine the difficulty the woman hadher children。
A。brought up
B。to bring up
C。bringing up
D。to have brought up
4.They told me it would be cheap butit cost me nearly ￡500.
A。as a result
B。in a work
C。at last
D。in fact
5.—Do you know where my address book is？
—Itbe in the hall cupboard。I think I saw it this morning。
A。could
B。can
C。will
D。must
6.I spent the whole day repairing the motorbike。The work waseasy。
A。nothing but
B。anything but
C。something
D。all except
7.—Let's hurry。Professor Beach is coming。
—Oh，I was afraid that we。
A。already miss him
B。will miss him
C。have already missed him
D。had already missed him
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